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I'M GOOD IN BED - I CAN SLEEP ALL DAY -
FET'S LUCK YOU READ THAT WRONG, DIDN'T YOU? -
NEED MONEY FOR PROTEIN -
I THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT MYSELF -
TWO DRINKS IN AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE LOOKS DATEBLE -
I DON'T CHASE DRINKS. THEY CHASE ME -
I FLIRT HARDER AFTER MIDNIGHT -
BE KIND. OR DON'T. WE'RE ALL DOOMED ANYWAY.
Frequently asked questions
Can I return or refund my order?
We don’t accept returns for size or change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or faulty, contact us within 14 days and we’ll replace or refund it.
How long does shipping take?
About1–2 weeks worldwide. Good things take time (but not too much).
What are your shirts made of?
All our tees are 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight, soft, and built to last. Basically: premium vibes only.
What sizes do you offer?
UnisexS–3XL. Everyone gets a fit. Check the size chart if you wanna be extra sure.
How can I contact you?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.